Saturday, August 10, 2013

Get the Waistcoat

Get the Waistcoat
Are you protected? I mean, are you really protected? If you don't own the Waistcoat, probably not. The Waistcoat is made of a light and durable alloy that can stop a bullet fired from point blank range. Bill, how do you feel with me pointing this shotgun at your chest? Are you nervous?

Not one bit.

(He discharges the weapon and knocks Bill onto his back.) How about now?

I feel relaxed.

(He stands directly over Bill and discharges the weapon again.) How about now?

(Wheezing) Just a little winded.

(Another gunshot to Bill's chest.) And now?

(Unable to speak, Bill feebly raises his hand in the air with his thumb up.)

Stop living in fear and get the the Waistcoat: it's one solid investment.
  
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