Tyke Force

(A cartoon owl in a military dress uniform.) Hoo-hoo my little commandos! It's your commanding officer, Marshall Orville Greyfeather here with another combat lesson on Tyke Force, the military show for preschoolers. (Cut to animation of with Greyfeather's voice narrating:) Last week we learned about how the clever fox dug a foxhole to hide from the chipmunks. Then he slipped them an exploding acorn and it went off inside their tree-house. So that's how to hurt the enemy, but what's the best way to finish them off? When the fox broke into the chipmunk's tree-house, they were all badly hurt from the explosion and unable to defend themselves. The fox could have finished each one neatly off with an acorn to the head, but it would have been a waste of acorns. So he killed them all with a spade and saved his acorns. (Cut back to Greyfeather:) Why just fill a family plot And not exterminate the lot? So save your bullets, use your head, Kill them with a spade instead! (Back to narrated clip:) Then he needed to find out which of the chipmunks lying on the floor were faking, so he poured gasoline on their bodies and started torching them. (Back to Greyfeather:) If that prisoner won't get up Take his friend and burn him up He'll plead for mercy with all his heart Then you can load him on a cart!
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