Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Behind the Scenes

Behind the Scenes
We're here to audition for the play.

We're not holding auditions. But you can man the curtain. And when you're finished go online and malign this Facebook page.

What?

And you can help unload the trucks. Then we need you to plant these drugs in the back seat of that car across the street.

You mean narcotics?

You! You'll be perfect to crash the wedding. Get up in front of everyone and announce that you've been having an affair with the groom.

That's terrible!

And we'll dress you up as a priest and make a lewd display of yourself in a park.

Excuse me but we're actors not a production crew! Your want ad promised parts in this play!

It did?

Yes! It says 'characters needed'. See?

That's supposed to say 'character assassins'.
  
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